I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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