Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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