I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
are you so shy because you have an std?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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