Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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