im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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