how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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