whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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