Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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