I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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