Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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