it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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