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What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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