worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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