So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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