i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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