you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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