fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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