Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
