dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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