it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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