She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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