the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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