ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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