I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
