8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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