Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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