Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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