Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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