Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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