i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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