Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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