found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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