If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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