I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
This girl is more easily done than said...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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