he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
we should paint friendship bongs
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