I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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