On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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