New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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