i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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