Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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