It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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