Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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