So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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