that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Oh Jesus.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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