At least make sure they are 18
Why
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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