Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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