how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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