i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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