Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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