Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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