Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
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Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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