you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
