i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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