i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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