she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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